The glitter of shiny things is fascinating small children and seasonal mixtapes are turning café staff suicidal (it should be noted that Cliff Richard singles are like alcohol - not having any the rest of the year doesn't mean that it's in any way safe to have lots all at once. And they destroy just as many lives) which means it must be Christmas.

Now, we could be out buying presents for our loved ones and reflecting upon the significance and moral connotations of the upcoming religious festivities, or we could be checking out Mixtape's Christmas webcomic.

I know where I'll be.